Readings

Trash Witch Tarot Readings by Randie

Feral Intuition. Sacred Space. Unhinged Honesty.

Every reading I offer is pulled by hand in my ritual space, where the vibes are loud and the spirits are louder than a raccoon in a trash can at 2AM. These are not app-generated, vague, soft-spoken nothings. This is real witchwork. Real connection. Real clarity.

Whether you need a gentle nudge, a cosmic slap, or a message from the beyond. I’ve got you.

⸻

Tier One: The Alley Oracle

One Card. One Truth.

$5

Need fast clarity? This is your spiritual sticky note.

• One card pulled with intention• Short, no-fluff interpretation• General or question-based• Delivered within 48 hours

Perfect for spirals, suspicion, or when you just need a quick cosmic nudge.

⸻

Tier Two: Feral Forecast

Three Cards. Real Talk.

$15

When life’s a mess and you need some spiritual side-eye.

• Three-card spread: • What’s happening • What’s blocking you • What to do next• Ask a specific question or let Spirit take the wheel• Delivered within 72 hours

Ideal for messy decisions, emotional chaos, or a solid “WTF is going on?”

⸻

Tier Three: The Trash Portal

A Message from the Beyond

$30

For when you need to hear from someone on the other side.

• Tarot, oracle, or mixed spread (intuitively pulled—no set number)• Channeled message from a spirit guide, ancestor, or passed loved one• Option to request someone specific• Includes a photo of your spread + a detailed written message• Delivered within 5 days

Sacred space. Soft boundaries. Big magick.

⸻

What’s Lurking in My Spirit Alley?

$30

Something’s creeping around your energy. Let’s name it, claim it, and decide whether it needs banishing.

• The Rustling in the Dark — What’s lurking in your subconscious• The Broken Streetlamp — Why you’re not seeing it clearly• The Raccoon with a Message — What Spirit wants you to know• The Dumpster Fire — How it’s affecting your life• The Broom — How to clear it out (or coexist with it)

This one is for shadow work and spiritual cleanup. Bring your guts, not just your crystals.

⸻

Paws & Portals

A Message from Your Familiars

$15

A tarot reading channeled through the energy of your pet—living, passed on, or spiritual companion.

• 3-card pull: • How they’re feeling • What they want you to know • A soul-level message from them to you

Send their name and photos for a deeper energetic connection. Delivered with love (and possibly a bark, meow, or squeak).

For the companions who knew you were magic before you did.

⸻

Bundle Option: Trash Witch Triple Threat

$25 — 3 readings (mix + match)

Choose three readings from Tier One or Tier Two and save a little coin while you spiral in style. Use them all at once or save them for when the vibes get weird. I’ll keep you on file. Just message me when you’re ready to dig through the cosmic garbage again.

⸻

The Fine Print (Read This Part):

• All readings are done in sacred space using intuition, ritual, and ancestral guidance.• These are never rushed. While I often deliver sooner, please allow the listed turnaround times. If I need more time, I’ll communicate clearly.• If a requested spirit does not come through during a channeled reading, I’ll be honest and offer a refund or an alternative reading.• Questions or custom requests? Email me at [email protected] or DM me on Facebook (Randie Ray Shipp).

If you’ve received a reading from me before, leave a review on the website or in my VIP Facebook group and I’ll send you a free one-card pull as a thank-you 🖤